We wuz robbed!

They're baaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

"We as black men cannot sit idly by and allow white men to rape black women,
regardless of what our sister (who by nature is a queen
and a divine black woman) was doing."
- Leader of the New Black Panthers Party, Malik Zulu Shabazz, at recent Duke Rally.
(Does this mean we can no longer call them 'ho's?)

You're been Nifonged!
Carrying water for the Black Community.
By N. Beaujon
Posted on June 16, 2007

Everyone knows that disgraced North Carolina D.A. Mike Nifong (D- Durham) was motivated to prosecute three innocent Duke Lacrosse players because he was carrying water for the African-American community. He wanted their votes. What better way to get the black vote than to launch a racist, classist attack against 3 "privileged" white kids on behalf of a poor, downtrodden, un-wed mother and stripper? That's good for at least a million votes because that's what the black community values, race and class-based revenge and a complete rejection of American (read:normal) cultural values.

Let's look at the players: three, marginally successful white jocks in the prime of their life. The accuser? A messed up black single mother with a history of psychiatric disorders who works as a stripper. If you're a prosecutor who are you gonna believe? The stripper, of course. (If you said “Duke jocks”- Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt- go back to your Klan meeting.)

Justice may be blind but she ain't deaf and dumb.

Instrumental in the finding of innocence for the Lacrosse players of course was the absence of any forensic evidence, DNA or eye witness accounts. In fact, in each instance the evidence pointed to innocence. Only an idiot would have indicted these players, and only a bigger group of idiots would have cheered him on. And that's what we got. Two groups of idiots, led by an unethical, immoral, unscrupulous political mercenary who wanted black votes, and black votes he got.
Let's look at the other famous people who have carried the water for the black community and see where they are now but, more importantly, why:
The Clintons: Bill Clinton has the black vote because he's a Mc Daddy. He disrespects his wife (excuse me, his 'ho), sleeps with other women, he lies, cheats and steals! He is rumored to have knocked up an under-aged black teen (un-true but good for black votes) and he loves Bar-B-Que. How's that for the First Black President? How proud they must be! This is the level of values that the black community has embraced and if you carry their water you're going to a) get impeached (street creds!); b) get plenty of sympathy, support and more votes when you run again and, best of all; c) you lower the bar for all candidates and leaders who now have nothing left to be embarrassed about.
Next, you have Rep. William “Bill” Jefferson (D-La.) who represents the uber corrupt, and now under-water, 2nd Congressional district. This is a guy who was under indictment for hiding hot cash in his cold freezer! And they still re-elected him! What a gig!

Do you think any of these people have been embarrassed? No, not really. (Think "Street creds".) Embarrassment and shame are two values that have absolutely no utility in the black community. They are completely incapable of feeling any of it. For themselves, for their culture, for their icons- unless, you’re Bill Cosby who dared to speak out against cultural degeneracy. (Traitor. Snitch)

The black community is a disgrace. They embrace the likes of loop-headed, nut jobs like New Orleans Mayer Ray "Chocolate town" Nagin, a guy so incompetent he drowned his own people and then he gets re-elected. (“Wow, man, that’s cool,” said one joint-toking stoner). And what about Jesse "Hymietown" Jackson? A guy so corrupt he makes a living shaking down corporations and knocking up interns. He then pays them off with funds from his non-profit extortion ring and... He never gets audited! (Heck, who wouldn't want to be black, today. Look at the perks. "Being degenerate: It’s not just for K-Fed anymore".) Now does the world begin to make sense?

How about the rapper "Nellie"? Five years and still no conviction for raping a 13 year old girl. Way to go, Nellie. You are one major Mc Player.

And what about that no-talent thug rapper (oxymoron, I know) "no snitch" Cam'ron. (pronounced “ Kam-Roooom. ”) Now, there’s a campaign to make a everyone proud. Serial killer down the hall? No problem. “Don’t snitch.” 18 dead prostitutes later, yell at the Police for not tracking down leads. What leads? “Well, we know he ain’t white” says Police Captain Smiley Kangaroo, “because white people don't last a second in Compton.

And how about Al "Jerry Curl" Sharpton and Tawana “I wuz raped” Brawley. Embarrassed? Heck no. You only ruined a white man's life. "We're loud, be proud!" Get used to it, Honky.

All of the victims of black self-righteousness and their white lackeys have been Nifonged. Kathleen Willey, Linda Tripp, Dan Pagones, they have all have been wronged and had their lives ruined. Not so with all them Mc Daddies, who are alive and doing well. Look at all the white men who have lost their jobs by offending blacks while their bosses, who were just carrying the black man’s water, had them Nifonged. Don Imus, Jimmy the Greek, Trent Lott, Michael “Cosmo Kramer” Richards, the list goes on and on...."Congratulations! You've been Nifonged. Your parting gift? You’ll be burned on the alter of Political Correctness." (Also known as forced civility and tolerance.) Your life have been ruined in an attempt to placate the Black community but don't fear. You can be resurrected if you simply contribute millions to Al Sharpton's NAN network, agree to be interviewed by Barbara Walters and make a national spectacle of yourself by grovelling for forgiveness on national TV.