I really did not want to write this article, I had other things on my mind but today, Brother Barak Obama [Hussein], told the world, "I feel like we got (sic) a righteous wind at our backs." At least he didn't drop the modifier in that sentance. What he meant was either one of two things: 1) Chill, we're Democrats, of course we've got this thing rigged, or; 2) This election is divinely inspired and I've been talking to God.

Ok, you know how the Lame Street Media is always saying how words like "socialist" is a code word for "black" (only it isn't, it's a code word for "Jewish"* but I digress), I knew in an instant that "righteous" is a code word- to the Brothers- for ....something. So, I quickly consulted my Ebonics dictionary- which is a code word for "urban"- and broke the code. Righteous means: " A state of extreme perfection bordering on divinity that bestows moral authority upon the subject."[1]!! See, I told you....divinity, extreme perfection, bestow...it all means, what? Obama's giving a signal: "I'm a Muslim and I am black." Are you still with me, honkey? Good. (Honkey : " Racist name simular to 'cracker' or 'whitey'." Example: You're going to die honkey ) [2]

Now even before the great Reverand Louis "I am insane" Farrakhan told us that Obama was definately the Messiah, we knew that this election was bigger than all of us, that would be "mortal man". It is and has been, divinely inspired- Just ask Reverand "I'm totally nuts" Wright. And Obama knows it. (Humble he ain't.)

So, if you're a black man out there sitting on your porch wondering "Do I really have to get off my porch and go down and vote for Obama?" The answer is "YES." Because Obama is a holy person; of "extreme divinity bordering on perfection." And Allah, I mean God, wills it this way. And if you don't believe me, listen to Obama. Because there's either a righteous wind out there or this man is a whole lot of hot air."May God have mercy on us all."

* Caveat: The author is Jewish. (I can say things like that.)

[1] Urban Dictionary, "3,409,676 definitions submitted since 1999", http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=righteous, ©1999-2008
[2] Ibid. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=honkey

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