The Party of “Yuck"
When Politics Just Makes you Puke.

by N. Beaujon
November 5, 2005


It’s hard to believe such a deranged group of people exist in our midst. A body of political degenerates who believes it is their constitutional right to express themselves by throwing Oreo cookies at a black Republican who is running for Lt. Governor, or a middle-aged woman, who is having the time of her life, by wrapping herself in the memory of her dead, soldier son in order to justify chaining herself to the White House and using her status as a “mourning” mother to hurl insults at wounded soldiers recovering at Walter Reed Army hospital. This is the face of today’s Democratic Party and it could not be any more repulsive.

It is impossible to understand a snarky, unevolved DNC Chairman whose only election device is to hurl invectives at political opponents; representing a party that routinely compares our Commander-in-Chief to Adolph Hitler, a college professor who claims that the victims of the 9-11 attacks on the world trade center “got what they deserved” because they were nothing more than little Himmlers: A reference to a Nazi cog in the eugenics’ wheel. Speaking of which, it’s hard to understand a movement whose sole objective is to preserve the right to suction out a fetus from her uterus, no matter what stage of development, all in the name of a women’s "choice".
It’s impossible to comprehend a group of people who stand idly by, or actively collude, to starve a woman to death simply because she is in a vegetative state. It is impossible to process the political embarrassments who are William Jefferson Clinton and his wife, who turned the White House into a whore house and a bunker in order to annihilate their political opponents. This is a woman weaned on Watergate's "dirty tricks" who, instead of rejecting criminality, embraced it as political arsenal. It’s hard to imagine a more unseemly site than the bloated senior Senator from Massachusetts lecturing our soldiers about torture techniques and “drowning boards” while he’s walking free after knowingly drowning a woman while he was in a drunken stupor. It’s cringe-making to watch as, on the floor of the Senate, a female Senator calls our distinguished Secretary of State a “liar” in an embarrassing (for Barbara Boxer), bitter exchange.

How to you abide by a person who calls for the assassination of a president and his Chief of Staff on national TV and doesn’t get hauled off to prison. It’s hard to conceive of a political party who has sunk so far into the sludge that it should be impossible to extricate itself - ever- but will, because it will be buoyed up by an even loonier media who is so mired in the past that it cannot move beyond their glorious heyday of Woodstock and trashing our soldiers in Vietnam to see that the rest of the world has grown up, while they just molt and rot.

Politics has become sickening. It’s no longer just a blood sport it’s just a bloody embarrassment. It’s hard to ask us to wait while a whole generation dies off before we can reclaim our nation again from the bullies and tyrants and petulant brats that have hijacked the political process. The Democrats have simply become the party of “yuck” because everything that they do make the rest of us just want to vomit. When you have such hideous monstrosities as Cindy Sheehan, Barbara Boxer, Ted Kennedy, Dick Durbin, Robert (KKK) Byrd, Al Franken, Michael Moore, Howard Dean, John and Theresa Kerry, Bill and Hillary Clinton, NARAL, NOW, the ACLU, the Ninth Circuit, the “New” New York Times, The United Nations… (need I go on?) politics is no longer palatable. If they can’t bring back the Sedition Acts to deal with these traitors, then how about bringing back the leper colonies that once were so useful? It would be a good place for that herpes ridden mess of a former President to make another play for his legacy through his Machiavellian, emotionally stunted wife and for the rest of us to all get some relief.


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