 Obama as fashion accessory. |
Obama as Fashion Accessory:
Are you cool enough not to vote for Obama?
By N. Beaujon October 16, 2008
Obama as fashion accessory. |
I love Leo DiCaprio- and I'm so cool I never even saw "Titanic"- but am I cool enough to defy him? He's handsome, famous, successful, he works with Scorsese. I want Leo to like me but he wouldn't even talk to me if 1) I left a large carbon footprint (I don't) or 2) didn't vote for Hussein (I wont). Leo is so cool that I might even tell him I did vote for Obama (after he, hopefully, loses) even though I didn't. But George Clooney? No. I'd tell him I voted for McCain.
Now, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, that's a tough one.
They've made 3rd world adoption an
absolute "must" for that
fashion savvy starlet or couple. You're breeding your own? How passé.
True, but my French Villa is down for the year (renovations, you know).
Brad and Angelina would hate me if they knew I voted for McCain, and how about the
drugged up paranoid fanatic Oliver Stone? He said Sarah Pallin was dumber than W.
Which I guess in Hollywood parlance is pretty dumb.
I don't care if Oliver Stone likes me one bit, in fact he should get the death penalty for
having made Natural Born Killers but the real question is: Has he ever worked with
De Niro? Or, might he? Robert De Nero would definitely think I'm not cool. (Fortunately,
however, he's probably too cool to say so.)
As you can see you have to be one tough, low fat, sugar free, organic cookie not to vote for Obama but I'll bet if I didn't at least James Woods would still like me and I think he's way cooler than most of Hollywood combined. Still, what if he ever works with Leo? (And let's not forget "Casino". There's the De Niro link.)
Oh, here we go: my peers. Now there's some real pressure. All my limousine liberal friends are, of course, voting Obama. Can you imagine on Election night if I N.S.V.P.'d all those invites? "Sorry, Geoffrey, I just can't make it to PURE, I'm awaiting election results for McCain." Unthinkable. I'd break Geoffrey's heart, not to mention be ixned off the A list faster than you can say "Sarah Palin rules. "Limousine Liberals are a very tough crowd. They are all full of pride because they can say- and tell their children- "I voted for the first African American president (even though he's neither African and possibly not even American.) They are righteous, dude. (Don't be a hater.) Because they all want to be able to say that THEY helped to elect the first totally cool African American president, proving how progressive they are. This is much like saying "I didn't vote for Richard Nixon (or Jimmy Carter)." Well then who the heck did?
Let's face it the Cool Factor is mighty hard to overcome. Hollywood 
Obama.
Liberals Obama. No idea what he stands for
but that's cool,
Liberals love to follow some idiot over a cliff (mind disengaged, logic: non-existant)
just for the rush of it.
All that aside, however, there is one
small
problem. What about that hideous "Joe Biden" purse? Everyone knows you don't wear white after
Labor Day. *
