Yesterday, an Air-head America radio shock jock staged a “mock” assassination of President George Bush. The completely unknown and equally irrelevant jock (purposely not using his name here thereby giving this heretical brat the attention he craves) performed a segment, as reported by Matt Drudge, that featured a gunshot warning to the president.
In the skit, an insulting “redneck” voice drawls on and says: "A spoil’d chile is tellin’ us ahr Soshul Sec-yer-ity izn’t safe anymore, he’s gone ta fix it fer us. Whel, heeeeeeeeere’s yer answer ya’ lil’ basturd.”: [audio sound of 4 gunshots being fired.] “Jus’ try it, you lil’ basturd. [audio of gun being cocked]." “The Ay.Ay.Ayyyy.AR.Pee. The American Association of Aaaarmed Retired Peope."*(translation, below).
How ironic, for the first time in history liberals are seeing the value of Armed Americans and Southerners.
Needless to say, the Secret Service is interested. Of course they are! Anyone over twelve knows that it’s illegal, even in jest, to threaten to assassinate a President, except evidently the lunatic left. I guess they didn’t cover that one in Mother Jones Magazine or The Utne Reader. "Even joking about shooting the president is a crime, let alone doing it on national radio... we are taking this very seriously," a government source explained.
I hope this “jock” is prosecuted and carted off to jail. I hope Air-America is hit with the mother of all fines. Since they have no listeners and even less revenue, that should start a Domino Effect that will give them problems with the I.R.S., the F.C.C. and their lame-brained investors, who once again are going to have to reach deep into their pockets to bail out this failure. Now, that’s entertainment.
But what a coup for the ACLU, eh? Flush from its work keeping NAMBLA safe for child predators they now have Air-Head America’s “Freedom of Speech” issue to exploit. I can hear it now: “Political speech is the most highly protected form of speech.” “They came for Air-America, no one was left when they came for me”; (they love that speech, I wonder if they know it was said by a Pastor who stood up against the Nazis. Shouldn't there be a separation of ACLUnatics and religion?) Anyway, this is a statement that can be taken as a delightful double entendre’: if only no one from the left was there when they came for me! What a delight that would be, the party of cowards would be there to protect me with what? Their candlelight vigils, they could throw a pie. Liberals are stupid and violent but they never really apply themselves, live up to their full potential. In fact, having only a liberal left “when ‘they’ come for Me” would be a terrible irony, indeed.
Once again,however, the Left in another one of their idiotic temper tamtrums have made themselves obvious for the violent, intolerant bunch that they are. This is the Party of Compassion just like Islam is the Religion of Peace.
I don’t want to see them shut down. Broadcast in all its glory is the livid left, unable to control their emotions, form a coherent argument for their cause or articulate a meaningful message. Instead, like two year olds, they take to their ritual temper tantrums and character attacks and, as always, calling for illegal activities. Sure, shoot the president. That makes sense. What is the left’s new motto? “Never trust a President who hasn’t porked a white house intern in the Oval Office"? “Never trust a president who has less than 20 people in their inner circle who haven’t been murdered or gone to jail.”? Or maybe they’ll borrow from the N.R.A. and use their motto: “From My Cold Dead Hands” and, maybe, someone will take them up on the offer.
* Translation: “A spoiled child is telling us our Social Security isn't safe anymore, so he is going to fix it for us. Well, here's your answer, you ungrateful whelp...Just try, you bastard. The A.A.R.P. The American Association of Armed Retired People.”
